KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

 

LONDON – ruler Elizabeth broadcast that Princess Kate Middleton is with child!

Kate Middleton is with child with Prince William’s first progeny. The announcement was made by Kate with her ally Victoria Beckham standing at her edge.

Beckham reportedly boosted Kate to have a baby because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

regal insiders believed that Kate would get with child within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but every person was surprised at how very quick it occurred.

“Prince William and Princess Kate lately expended over fifteen hours in the regal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said regal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent rather a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Here’s Kate on her marriage day:

KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the marriage, but lost the progeny. although, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We understand this because the ruler had us check her to double-check that she was without progeny. But today, at Prince William’s demand, we presented pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, although, is not so joyous. “What’s the issue of having a baby, when the world is about to set alight up. We should all stop utilising fossil fuels, we should murder all the dairy cows, and we should vegetation as numerous trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting up on his personal jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five constituents of his staff.